More MILF, Less COUGAR
Well, you know I just HAD to go to the mall. To find out that the bathing suit selection SUCKS.
Well, it doesn't suck if you want to channel your inner COUGAR.
What up with all the 'polished metal' bling on the suits? Or beads? or super plunging fronts, with 'sensible' coverage on the butt??? Everything aged me by another 10 years (which I can't afford at this age!!)
DEAR BATHING SUIT DESIGNERS:I want MORE MILF
LESS COUGAR
Sincerely,
Heidi
I asked you where YOU find the best suits.
And in the end, the internets was the way to go for me. But I couldn't make up my mind w/out trying them on.
So I ordered one from Victoria Secret
and one from Lands End.
And may the best suit (tankini...) WIN.
Neither has come in yet. I'm very afraid.
Stay tuned.
Cheers! Heidi
Comments
Heidi, sounds like I have some of the same issues as you (ie, small b cup, want COLOR, not ready for a one peice but slight extra weight prevents skimpy bikini) - I got a great tankini last yr from Venus Swimwear, VERY flattering! The back is somewhat exposed, but sounds like your back fat's gone now anyway :-)
The suit is a bit "kerchief-cut" in the front, nice padded cups add some extra booby, and moderate bottoms cover just enough - and it comes in a variety of prints and colors! Check it out!
Go there.. ......the bikini room
I got three in Hawai'i and this brand actually lifted my ass up! The brand is called BA, made in Brazil..changed my whole bikini wearing outlook!
Okay, I am also a small B with some extra baggage in the rear more than anywhere else. I got a suit from VS and it ROCKS. it's so sexy. I ordered a 36A (same as a 34B) with a medium bottom and it is great!
Lookee here:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=ZM-193272&page=3&cgname=OSSWMTNKZZZ&rfnbr=157
I was gonna say the best place to look right now seems to be Victoria Secret... You already hooked it up. ;)
We'll need pictures of course. It would be nice if you UPDATED flickr every now and then :P
WHAT'S A COUGAR???
marie - COUGAR -- probably best defined nowadays on Urban Dictionary (excuse the french)
COUGAR: Any older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a usually much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie, or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity ( particular the true hotties ), as young men not only a fucking incredible sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together
my favorite however...
COUGAR: have been party girl/s who are now angry they are not married and prey on younger men; common traits include leathery skin from frequent tanning sessions, smoking, anti-depressant use, and a large collection of "massagers."
"I'm dating a nice guy, unfortunatley he's surrounded by cougars older than my mom...."
At almost 50 yrs I am involved in what must be, at least for me, my first true love. She, a couple of years younger says much the same thing.
I found a best place for Younger Women/men and Older Women/Men, or Younger Men/Women and Older Women/Men, to interact with each other. Age gap is not a problem there.
http://cougared.zoomshare.com/files/cougar.htm
