Would You Put This (these?) on Your Car?
also known as....Bumper Balls, Nuts for Trucks and Biker Balls....
If you do nothing else today, at least take a peak.
I have NEVER seen these on the open road. BUT I'll be looking now!!!
Maryland is looking to outlaw them. Along with anything else depicting naked humans INCLUDING Mud Flap Girls!!!!
Well, Patricia whose Arizona business sells these 'fake bull testicles' is not all to happy, she says "What's next?" -- "Do we have to neuter all dogs that walk by us?"
Hmmm, Patricia, you got a point there girlfriend...
Anyway, would YOU PUT THESE ON YOUR TRUCK? CAR? MOTORCYCLE? And what are you 'saying' when these are swingin' in back...??? I LURVE BULL DO-DADS?
What would your coworkers say after strolling past your car in the coporate garage?? You sure could turn some heads!!!!
Cheers!
Heidi
P.S. We've ordered a pink pair (pair, right? correct plural??) for Lara's microphone : )
Comments
oo, oo, oo! I'm first to post! that's kinda cool. Anyway love your blog!
Yeah i've seen these "truck balls" before. First time I thought, "um...that's not what I think it is....is it?...it is!.. nooo...NO FREAKIN WAY!!!!!" And then i totally died laughing and had to squelch the urge to drive up next to the dude driving to ask him if he was, ahem, compensating in any way.
I live in a semi-rural southern area and see these mostly on farm trucks driven by the local rednecks. I am kinda trying to figure out exactly WHAT they are trying to get across.....that they have balls, that they like balls, or do they like bull balls? Yeah, i guess i don't really wanna know either. Goes back to the nekkid woman mudflaps mindset...seriously dude, if you're trying to impress me, these tactics are soo not working.
Cathryn Michon here. Where do you guys find this stuff! It's hilarious...and BTW I agree with you about the Pussy Cat Hookers, I don't want my niece "admiring" them...
And also, thanks for your kind support re: "Cook Off!"
Boo Girl - wow - GREAT to know they have been sighted!! and that I'm not the only one scratching my head....
Amazingly enough GG - the LAWMAKERS find them!! hmmm what does THAT say about our representatives?? (probably nothing new huh?)
I actually have seen these on the open road! Felt that the guy in the truck in front of me must have been compensating for something...
Maybe its a Southern thing but I've seen WAY too many of these. And I hate them. It's vulgar. Keep the Mud Flap girls but no more balls. Yuck.....
I'm from a small town in west MI and see these everywhere!!! At first I was a tad bit grossed out, but now I laugh when I see them.
I agree with Amanda - I think they're copmensating for something... :)
Okay. Seriously, this blog just made me giggle out loud!
Particularly the "I LURVE BULL DO-DADS" comment!
Oh my Gaaawd ! EW !!!!! Those are repulsive and the worst way to spend your money.
Come on ladies really ?
Those deserve placement as the number one Dumb and Horny artifact of all time .
Get me Emily Ruiz the author of Hard Up to English STAT !!!! She needs to write about these !
By the way real ladies don't drive pick up trucks .
I SEE THESE--I live in Jacksonville, Florida :) They're GROSS
uh oh -- Jane, are you not from the south? them's fightin' words to some girls!
Wow, Michelle, Jacksonville, and Christy Michigan -- I wonder if anyone in CA would have them? Or how about Mass? seems so unlikey, but then again....
To the gal who said " thems fightin words " First I would like to start off with "ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? " Second I would
like to say that " A LADY " would not be caught dead with any artifact of that type hanging from there mode of transport .
It just wouldn't happen .
First of all I am a girl of the south Alabama to be exact, my mother used to drive a pick up truck and yes she is very much the lady. As for the um well bull nuts I have to agree they are quite vulgar.
Never seen these in CA.
Reminds me of the In and Out Burger bumper stickers that guys would chop up to read 'In and out urge.' I told one guy I wouldn't date him till he took it off his truck. I told him "So, you think that putting that sticker on your car prooves anything other that you need to announce that you're horny?" He took it off and just happened to be one of the best lovers I have ever had!
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