What Men Want on New Year's Eve
When Lara asked what your plans for New Year's Eve were, "Doony Dog" answered:
"..there is nothing wrong about some good old, bone crunching sex on New Year's Eve. This is something that women just don't seem to get. Guys want to eat, drink and get laid...preferable at the same time.Why don't women understand that? Now that should be the blog issue".
Well, I agree. That is a blog issue. Why don't we women understand? Why do we waste all our time making elaborate plans for any major holiday or dude's birthday? We kill ourselves and stress ourselves out with the planning, and the friends, and the menus and the cleaning. When it really is SO SIMPLE!
Doony Dog went so far to say:
"It is a lot more fun than the entire party scene. Don't you think?In fact, it would be great if I could time it so that the act reached the climax when the ball falls in Times Square"
You know, why didn't I think of that? All these years I've been wasting my time drinking and watching the ball drop. We often complain men are dim-witted, knuckle-dragging cavemen.......
Then we go buy magazines like "Real Simple" and we flock to articles about how to pare down, make life easier and uncomplicate our day. When really, our "Real Simple" experts are RIGHT BESIDE US every step of the way.
Just ask a man how he shops!
Men are actually SIMPLE.....look it up in the thesaurus...... easy, straightforward, uncomplicated, trouble free, undemanding and effortless.
And the Cavewomen aren't bad lookin' either...
Ask YOUR man what he'd like to do for New Year's Eve -- see if he doesn't agree with Doony Dog....
The best part? You WON"T HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WEAR!!!!
Cheers! Hope the New Year Brings You all the Health, Happiness and FUN that can possibly be had. (wink wink - nod nod)
And when you need a laugh -- ChickChat is HERE for you!
-Heidi
Comments
Totally agree. Life is so simple. Men are Hunters and Women are Gathers. We focus on targets and women survey. So whether we go shopping or look to get lucky we look for the straightest path between point A and B. Women, well there is a lot you can learn from we SIMPLE Guys!!! HA HA Cheers to 2007 and May it start of right!
Right on Heidi....
Will you marry me?
If the wife/girlfriend would just put out for a couple of minutes (let's be honest, it can be as short as a couple of minutes) the husband/boyfriend will be so much more agreeable to doing the things that the wife/girlfriend wants....
It's a win/win.
I have your next topic for you....why do women stop wearing lingerie a month after they are married?
doony dog et al.,
first of all, let's stop with the global generalizations about men and women being one way or the other. All women are not gatherers and all men are not hunters. Has anyone ever heard of something called the sexual revolution?
Second, Heidi, how can you advocate women giving up their own personal desires simply to satisfy a man's two-second needs? Isn't a relationship all about compromise? Shouldn't the man be asking what his wife/girlfriend wants to do on New Years Eve?
Let's be honest, how many of us know a man who can go all night? If your big plan is to have a sex-laden tryst all night long, more than likely it will end hours before the ball drops and you'll still be left watching Dick Clark alone as he snores next to you on the couch.
You should really respect yourself, your gender, and men more.
I would love to just have a night of steamy sex on New Years...many women would. But its like chicklit said--unless your guy can go for a while...its 20 minutes of steaminess and then 6 hours of boredom.
Let's all compromise and give to each OTHER.
:)
I love this blog. Very entertaining, especially this topic.
Heidi, disregard chicklit....I'm pretty sure that she is a lesbian (not that there is anything wrong with that).
For New Year's Eve, my girlfriend and I play Strip Scrabble. Everytime someone puts down a triple word score, the other undresses....the bottom line is that everyone is happy at the end of the night...my girlfriend gets my undivided attention for 30 minutes, then I get to hit from behind for a few minutes.
It is what the holidays are all about.
Peace
I love this blog. Very entertaining, especially this topic.
Heidi, disregard chicklit....I'm pretty sure that she is a lesbian (not that there is anything wrong with that).
For New Year's Eve, my girlfriend and I play Strip Scrabble. Everytime someone puts down a triple word score, the other undresses....the bottom line is that everyone is happy at the end of the night...my girlfriend gets my undivided attention for 30 minutes, then I get to hit from behind for a few minutes.
It is what the holidays are all about.
Peace
Chicklit is totally right. I am so tired about "his needs". The other night, my husband woke from a deep sleep, all so he could get his rocks off. I had been up all night with the baby, and he knew it. So, I said that I needed a night off, and he was all bent out of shape. I even offered to blow him if he would leave me alone....but no luck.
Men are pigs. That's the bottom line. Doony Dog should be neutered
I don't wish to be negative, but Heidi, I think you missed the boat on this one. I give my husband access to my body almost every day of the year. I ask for 2 nights off, New Year's Eve and our Arbor Day (don't ask, it's a long story). That means we have sex approximately 500 times a year. I feel like that's enough. I am tired. I just want to watch the ball drop in peace with my 8 children. Its a nice family night.
500 lucky moments DIVIDED by 365 days = 1.5 lucky moments per day. VERY IMPRESSIVE for a MARRIED WITH 8 KIDS. A day off means on New Years Eve that New Years Day is going to be a busy day.
I agree with Doony Dog (and E Money is F'ing HI-larious!). I never turn my husband down for sex (or whatever else he might like). I know that I'm going to enjoy it too and it keeps him happy and, more importantly, in MY bed not the slut's down the road. Because of that we have a healthy and happy relationship and we are both VERY sexually satisfied people. We have a four and a half month old son and sometimes we are both exhausted, but we still find time for each other. As far as being woken from a dead sleep for sex, I would LOVE for my husband to do that. There is nothing better than falling back asleep with your body vibrating from a few minutes (because, let's get real, it only lasts about five minutes in the middle of the night) of great love making! Keep up the great work, Heidi!!!
Hey....I see nothing wrong with keeping your man happy... especially if he is reciprocating (which mine gladly does!)...I agree with LilMissSassyPants in that i'd rather please my man in our bed than have him go elsewhere! Perhaps those who disagree with Heidi really don't have good sex lives...how sad!
new year is quite special for me as i and my husband 'did the act' for the first time on new year. though i didnt really enjoy it that much it has improved with every year. we normally avoid having sex on important days as the pressure is too much. new year has so many expectations that i guess its better to concentarte on other things. to me i think my husband's birthdays are special as i wear sexy lingerie that he gets me or wear no panties under a skirt and wear a tight shirt which he loves to open slowly. since i keep my own expectations low on his special day i dont mind giving him the jackpot in few minutes and keep it coming.
I have to say that my husband and me were having sex when the ball dropped at midnight. Yup, thats right, while the year changed, we were getting busy. What a great way to end the old year and start the new one.
The best way to get a good night sleep,,,,,,,,,,,,sex WBR LeoP
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