Best Bar Trick EVER

When I was in high school, my English teacher (bless her heart) recommended I go on a creative writing trip to NYC with all the other really smart and actually talented kids. What did I learn?

THIS:

Our high school group went for NYC cheesecake at a place near the theaters after seeing some boring play. I was enthralled by the cute and fun blond waitress. She was IT to me. And she taught our whole table how to TIE A CHERRY STEM IN OUR MOUTH—WITH OUR TONGUE.

Of all my talents. This is the one of which I AM MOST PROUD.

And it makes for a great picture to bring back from our short SANS KIDS 2 day beach vacation during our week off. It’s a cherry from a Pina Colada served on the beach by a waitress and that makes it all the more lovely. Doncha thank?

THIS is what people who have no kids do at the beach. Isn’t is SO much more fun than keeping little heads above water and slathering SPF 50 on tiny wriggling ones?

Learn this talent for yourself, and WIN the “War on Frumpiness” !!

And do you have any special talents YOU'D like to share with the class????

Cheers! Heidi

Comments

Wow Heidi, that's a pretty impressive talent. I've never understood how people can do those things, like tie the cherry stem with their tongue or unwrap candy in their mouths. But now I feel I need to go learn a "special" talent. ;-)

Tying (not sure that's the correct spelling...) a cherry stem with my tongue is also my most proud talent...it seems to impress everyone, lol!

I stopped doing bar tricks because it only impresses the guys and then they always make perverted comments and then their girlfriends get their panties all bunched up...

But, I can I do the cherry stem thing, too.

I can also fit my entire fist in my mouth and once fit 40 grapes in there as well.

See where the problem comes in?