Who Would You Marry?

Who Would YOU Marry?

George Clooney? or Homer Simpson?

Wait - not so fast -- you KNOW this is a trick question.

You have a really good reason, right? I mean, Darwin always said that mating w/ an attractive male and producing attractive male offspring ensures our genetic success when all the females wanna 'procreate' with our gorgeous George Jr. offspring. Its only right in nature.

THINK AGAIN Girlfriend.

This chick proved Darwin Wrong:

And she can teach us a thang or two.

Seems to the female flycatcher that the George Clooney male flycatchers spend WAY too much time gettin' busy (spreading their seed) and FAR too little time helping w/ the offspring. The Homer Simpson flycatchers stuck around, helped raise the young. And therefore, made conditions more favorable for producing lots of little grand-flycatchers to be running around in the future.

We can learn a thing or two from a smart chick, huh?

Again, the nice guys win.

Cheers! Heidi

Comments

That IS one smart chick. But do people really think about what their children will look like when they pick a mate? or is it more like, "You, yes you George, get in my bed"...?

NO

You better bet your booties that people look at what kind of children their potential mates will produce, as well as being supportive,and faithful.

My husband and I have friends with three beautiful girls. We've come to the conclusion that if we can't have kids that are as beautiful, fun and well-behaved as our friends then we shouldn't even try! Our dog, Maggie, is pretty and sweet - we'll stop there.