Church Pews and He Skirts

This is what happens to someone like me when they have Adult Attention Deficit for photos on the web while blogging Disorder.... (ever heard of it? sure you have!!)

I innocently go skipping down the Google lane just a lookin' for a photo of full CHURCH PEWS. I often chat about what I think about in church -- and it helps if you also stare at the backs of so many heads to get the right 'mind set' shall we say.

So I type into Google "CHURCH PEWS" .....and don't ask but this is what I find:

Only to bring them right back again, years later under the name of Dorcus He-Skirts. This rare shot from a press event confirms the details of an internal memoranda: “hire only men with large, hairy, developed legs, because in all probability they will be frequently chased by men wielding bats and clubs; models must be able to outrun their critics.”

The memos also detail the jingle for the ad campaign:

She Skirt - He-Skirt - They-Skirt - We-Skirt!
Wear a lotta Dorcus and the gang’ll all say Gee Skirt!
Men, you gotta bare it for a solid Dorcus Whee Spurt!
He-Skirt! He-Skirt! He-Skirt! He-Skirt!

Sooooo you ask - How in the heck did HE SKIRTS come up from a Google search of CHURCH PEWS???? HEAVEN KNOWS!!!! (a - ha-ha-ha-- I CRACK myself up - get it? Heaven? Pews??)

But seriously folks. Even though Dorcus Shirts never caught on - why the hell not Dorcus Skirts I ask you??? WHY??? I am a HUGE fan of the Man Skirt. And you should be too. Has she lost it you ask? LEGS ladies. It's all about the guy's legs.

What? The booties? No, I didn't even NOTICE the booties. The white booties. I was too busy with the whole skirt thang. Geez - who looks at men's feet anyway? ..expect pervs.

Man I most want to see in a skirt (besides my husband):Patrick Rafter. Mmmmm - View image">Patrick Rafter's legs....mmmmm...

P.S. Time to waste? Have fun looking at old "Dorcus" wear on my new favorite site

Comments

who okay'ed the name "dorcus"?! TOO funny.